Ah, so it's the time of the year that thugs begin to steal things.
So today in the news, thugs in hoodies stealing LCD TVs near downtown.
Well, let me make fun of them.
1st: Wearing hoodies. Wow, what a getup. Typical thug-fashion. "Hey look cuz, I'm wearing a hoodie bought from Goodwill. Hey, you got one, too! Dang, cuz!"
2nd: Having three-in-a-group. Wow, they actually work in team? That means they can think! They have a plan! Wow, I did not know that thugs can formulate a plan to steal stuff.
3rd: Some LCD TVs just wouldn't budge from the wall. So I say to the thugs who failed to get their prize... EPIC FAILED!
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